[gsmattis]

Sorry, falls der schon da war

Für die, die etwas englisch können...

A man walks into the US immigration:
- Do you speak english?
- Yes!
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no... I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style.
- oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast...
Too hard to catch...